Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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