I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Where is the hickey?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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