I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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