It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
NoShamevember. You game?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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