Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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