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So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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