porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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