8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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