I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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