I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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