i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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