Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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