I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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