Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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