My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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