put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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