Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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