New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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