better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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