Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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