my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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