I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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