But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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