as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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