So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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