What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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