He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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