So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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