Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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