And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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