u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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