After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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