I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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