When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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