Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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