i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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