walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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