the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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