just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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