North Korea, Best Korea!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i think we sleep fucked last night...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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