Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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