my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
a search helicopter?!
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
