I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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