How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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