He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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