don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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