i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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