yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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