Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Can't talk, ducks in the car
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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