Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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